"Jacqueline Koh
Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting around for somebody to give you flowers"
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Friday, February 27, 2009 || 7:10 PM


Monsters are real, they live inside of us and sometimes, they win.
Life is quite a slur, a blur now. To put it simply, work's taking over.
I've no idea why im working so hard, money isn't all that important (who am i trying to lie to)
I miss working at the warehouse. I miss kaiting and jean.


Sunday, February 22, 2009 || 4:09 AM



So glad i decided to go ahead with ytd & today's convention. I was debating between the bed and making my mother happy but i ended up being the one benefitting.
Espically the very last part which contents touched the hearts of many. Everybody was nodding their heads in silent agreement, and the old man beside me started weeping ... My mum teared too and i was like ' Luckily i didn't wear eyeliner, or else it'd have been a mess'
OKAY ANYWAY, ksc was saying that there's this text message going around claiming that terrorists are gonna bomb bugis or smthg. ( I WORK THERE )
Okay if i die right, i'm going appear in your showerheads when you bathe. Just kidding i won't wanna see you naked i will faint beside you.
I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO WORK AT ALL STUPID ME I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND WITH THE BOSS SAYING THAT I WANT HER TO PLACE ME IN THE SLOTS EVERY DAY NEXT WEEK COS I WANT MORE CASH AND SHE WAS LIKE OKAY AND END UP SHE REALLY GIMME EVERY DAY ....
('have you seen a flying hand before?')




Tuesday, February 17, 2009 || 9:39 AM

I can't remember where i read this from, but i thought it made sense.
We pray for our sins,
we pray for others for their sins.
But who is praying for the greatest sinner(Satan) who needs it most ?
x
Sidetracking, i've no idea why my money is getting lesser and lesser perhaps i took them out from my Barney piggybank and spent them subconsciously. Also, my clothes seem to be disappearing. Perhaps there's a monster in my room. Probably i'm that monster. I've been eating lesser nowadays - KSC just shut up and make me happy SB (you can, if you're too free, go figure out what SB stands for) Hint : just picture her face i'm sure you'll get what i mean.

Monday, February 16, 2009 || 10:18 AM


Hi this is madz she usually looks more friendly and once she opens her mouth you'll know she's retarded

Hi this is me i'm so gay i sweat glitter

I'm such a bitter being i feel sour inside when i see my friends docked in their respective JC uniforms/declaring their love for their OGs sigh i want to retain my identity of an Andersonian. I'm such a bad friend i know i shouldn't be feeling this way (rolls eyes at myself).
Okay, so now i'm located @ Bugis BHG - Puma, Adidas, Nike. Sigh i hate the dresscode it's like i have to keep wearing my black skinnies/Gio top/Black jacket/leggings.
ANYWAY, there was this particular customer who wanted to try whether his laptop will fit into the haversack
C : Do you have a table or smthg and don't rather my laptop float on air ...
J : Laptops dont float on air put it here *points at a glass panel*
C : *points to a small compartment* Ah, my life will go into there
J : Ciggs ah?
C : How you know ...
J : You stink ... i mean smell of them
C : *laughs*
AND
there was this kid who was say 4, carrying her baby brother or smthg and then she dropped him and the baby started crying ...
AND
there was this group of malays who called me a meenah SIGH *@*&$@^!^*!#(!#)!#))#!$#$#%#
x
Friday must be one of mad'z happiest day she was THIS close to him (coughs) her HIM.
HAHA her classic face HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now i know how she's like when she's shy somebody will go all quiet and try her best to look cool and collected but her breathing will go haywire HAHA DAMN FUNNY K CHEW anyway note to self, i still owe that bitch 3 buckaroos. People actually thought we're a couple ... Starbucks really has a funny (plus fun) crew wo yao zai na bian gong zuo ! :(
I was ordering a javachip frappe and this convo lead on
Starbucks crew : *points to my necklace* nice tits (swear i heard this)
J : what?
Starbucks crew : nice picks did you make them yourself?
J : yes .....
ANYWAY met up with the other jacq i will love you forever even though you're sucha mean bitch sometimes & + the fact that you talk to yourself when you're doing maths.
I remember mama chong saying that maths exist to keep our brains alive so ... i'm gonna start doing sudoku i hope my brains will become a better place for the cells to thrive in i will actually grow a brain


Saturday, February 14, 2009 || 8:50 AM

I remembered what i said exactly two years back
(smiles)

Thursday, February 12, 2009 || 5:09 AM


'what a waste of potentially good music'
was sitting on the bus& i was like 'Gawd i'm 17'
On good days, my mental's age 15. On bad days, 5.
My appearance is round the clock 12 years old.
(does the CCB hand actions)

Saturday, February 7, 2009 || 5:42 AM



In the threading salon, I was forced into a very akward position with a pair of indian eyes emitting daggers at me shooting me the 'omg can you like hurry up i don't have time for you' look. Cuz it was like my virgin experience, i totally jerked away when she started doing it. First three seconds was really painful, but the rest of the ride was very bearable. Aisyah saw my painful expression and she was like ' no pain no gain! ' Ogay point taken ^^
Syah cycled + I bladed + cooling sea breeze/wind = awesome-ness
Oh yes we got lost again we keep getting lost be it taking the wrong bus or alighting at the wrong stop. Goodness for something called taxis.
<3 you javachip :D
I.want.to.kayak :(
Oh! I borrowed two jodi picoult books they're so awesome adult fare is killer like hello i can spend 5$ travelling one day?! :(
Shall stay at home and read read read.
My sister bought muffins! But im not supposed to eat them ... but i shall just eat them. Afterall, one (or two) wouldn't hurt right :P

Oh my cowmamachickennugget look at this ...





Syah's like : Look at me, stare into my eyezzz
x

My mother ... is being so unreasonable. She doesn't take the time off work to accompany me unlike other mothers who spends their time with their daughters bringing them shopping & all. I requested for a holiday. She agreed, and then cancelled it i was cool about everything but ... you know sometimes when you stay in singapore for too long, and you've a long holiday, the best thing to perk everything up is to go for a holiday which she refused. I need a life i want to see something new. Money can always be earned back and free time will always be there if arranged properly. No?

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But jacq's still cool

Hmphzxzzzzzz

Thursday, February 5, 2009 || 8:37 PM



I was running on the treadmill trying to catch my breaths telling myself to perserve on and i was fiddling through my mp3 choosing the next song when suddenly a very familiar smell tickled my senses. I mumbled a swear word and my sister turned around to stare at me and i sighed.



|| 7:32 AM


LOL THIZ IZZ DAMN HILARIOUS

Starbucks fling says:
i must be dead cos i see an angel reading this and im in heaven
Starbucks fling says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Starbucks fling says:
WTF
Starbucks fling says:
IS IT TOO LAME
Starbucks fling says:
AHAHAHAHAHA
Starbucks fling says:
or...
Starbucks fling says:
you must know CPR cos you keep taking my breath away
Note to self: i miss you terribly says:
omg...
Note to self: i miss you terribly says:
jacq u damn mushy can!!1
Note to self: i miss you terribly says:
hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Starbucks fling says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Starbucks fling says:
ITS FROM
Starbucks fling says:
ONLINE
Starbucks fling says:
AHHAHAHAHAHAAH
Note to self: i miss you terribly says:
u sure not!!!!
Note to self: i miss you terribly says:
hahahaha
Starbucks fling says:
YESSSSSSSSS
ipoonyou says:
omg jacq
ipoonyou says:
i cant believe you said all this
ipoonyou says:
LOLOL
ipoonyou says:
seriously
ipoonyou says:
and i cant believe im actually writing them down
Starbucks fling says:
I FOUND A FUNNNIER ONEE
Starbucks fling says:
I don't want to be obtuse but you're acute girl.
Starbucks fling says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Starbucks fling says:
DAMN HILARIOUS
ipoonyou says:
OMG JACQ
ipoonyou says:
YOUR GODLIKE
ipoonyou says:
HAHAHAHA
ipoonyou says:
OMG OMG OMG


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Starbucks fling says:
I dont think she will like twits yo!
For U sinCerely oKay? says:
OMG
For U sinCerely oKay? says:
why is everybody talking about it !
For U sinCerely oKay? says:
It's F U C K don't you get it ????
Starbucks fling says:
HAHAHAHA OH I KNEW THAT