My mum's so adorable. Please note that she rarely calls me, and when she calls, it's either something big happened or she needs me to translate some stuff for her, or when she realized i didn't come home for the night and call me to guilt trap my conscienceeeee.
Okay so anyway, i received a miss call from her, and i was thinking shit shit shit shit shit did something happen, because my granny just got a stroke. I was damn worried when i called the house and nobody picked up. When nobody picks up, it also equates to nobody's at home, and that probability is 0.01.
So i dialed her handphone and i was like please please please, nothing happen.
And she picked up.
And this was our conversation
Me: Mummy you called?
Mummy: Why now then you call back!!!
Me: Im sorry i missed the call
Mummy: Nothing already la...
Me: Oh, okay. So you called me for?
Mummy: No la, i wanted to use your pencil, so i wanted to ask your permission first.
Me: What the hell?????!!!!!!
Mummy: Helll helll??? (My mum LOVES to repeat such words with her own weird tones and laughs -____-)
Me: Walao!!! Just use only, no need to CALL and ask one what?!?! Then i at home use your toilet paper need to call you and ask whether can use is it?!
Mummy: Different what...
Me: Okay lah i thought what leh, okay bye good day mum!